• DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 day ago

      Bit-lathe: All we gotta do is contact local transit authorities and tell them to ‘rebrand’ and pretend they’re private corporations and suddenly crackers will be enthusiastic.

      BART? Nah, we’re the hot new transportation service called Tubulr! We’re DISRUPTING the car industry by SYNERGY with our INNOVATIVE transportation solutions! I hear they might be using AI to drive!

      Now it’s a matter of getting the crackers who do live in and near the city to stop showing up to planning meetings to screed about their property values to get the housing built too.