Everyone who is in favour of throwing J.K.Rowling into the Terf Volcano please upbear. If you are against it please state why.
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Its quick and painless
You DO make a fair point.
If you’re at the right distance you can make inhaling the fumes of the volcano a truly horrific experience
not slow enough
this is so disrespectful to volcanoes
She is instructive as an example of the limits of the worldview of her books. She’s a very vocal bad person who makes her biggest fans uncomfortable. Its useful pedagogically I guess is what I’m saying.
But I’m not strictly opposed to the volcano option.
Counterargument. It would be very funny to read in the news. Maybe Hexbear can stream it live ?
I still think it could be pedagogically useful if she were to meet her end in the volcano. In sort of a “
crimebigotry doesn’t pay” way.
Is there a way I can support throwing her into a volcano and seeing how much black mold can change a person?
I’m against throwing the worst of humanity into volcanos. it’s bad enough we stopped appeasing them with regular sacrifices, now you want to make them angry?
Not british enough. This is what keelhauling is for.
Drawn and quartered, 100% British
I recommend
. You don’t want a contaminated volcano exploding and spewing TERF material.Unfortunately, I think JK Rowling is legally the president of TERF Island. If
discovers a vacancy, he will certainly declare victory, depriving leftists of their one joke. As a result, I must abstain until it can be assured every other TERF has also taken a nice bath in the aformentioned private volcano.It think we could convince the Hexbear mods to open a poll that features user reviewed top 5 volcanoes to throw Terfs in. That way we can secure a spot for every Terf ahead of time. I know scheduling issues :3c
Do you want to create a TERF supervolcano? Because that is how you create a TERF supervolcano.
I’m against it haha because we should lock her in dungeon and force her to write more Harry Potter books. That’d be so fucking sick bro
Haha yeah. As a joke right ? You are joking right ?
Say what you will about her as a person but her books are amazing. I just finished the first Harry Potter, it taught me how to read. Before reading Harry P I could only look at words as individual blocks and not see their utility in a sentence. In other words, I couldn’t fucking read until 3 months ago.
I just need one more Harry P book and I’ll be reading at a 3rd grade level. Fucking love this book, so awesome that the only asian character is named Cho fucking Chang.
Remember how she used to claim to have basically invented fantasy and that oh, she’d never heard of all these other authors, no really, Harry Potter has no influences whatsoever!!!
im against it because I wouldn’t want togive the volcano indigestion
Thats a good point I think we could serve her together with a some bottles of pepto-bismol
Going to make 10000 alt accounts powered by llms explaining the benefits of throwing her in a volcano
Volcanos are awesome and awesome things cannot be terfs, therefore I have disproven the existence of a Terf Volcano.
Petition to throw J.K. Rowling into a vat of acid instead.
Make that “slowly lowered into a vat of acid” and you have my vote
I think launched into the volcano via trebuchet would still be a fun option. I just want everyone to have fun (except J.K.Rowling)
Counterpoint: stake her to a bullet ant nest
