The twisted employee:

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Why would they do this?!?”

    Immediately cries to national news tabloids and the article viciously calls them names.

    CHUDs can’t go ten seconds without insulting everyone around them, and they complain they get their own treatment returned to sender?

    “BuT hE jUsT wAnTeD tO nAmE iT aFtEr ChArLiE kIrK!”

    You’re the side of “two wrongs don’t make a right!” Well, do it. Do the Republican value and put up with someone being rude with a smile.

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        I would agree if this was an 8 year old. But a 16 year old? That screams “I am making this manufactured incident the topic of my application essay to Liberty University.”

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          It’s such an “I’m-not-touching-you” play. Yeah, the ragebait tactics your grandparents used on their siblings.

          Yeah, everyone is twelve now and all, but CHUDs really are just your annoying little brother. It’s kind of funny to even directly say “what is this, some ‘I’m not touching you’ crap? What are you, my little brother?”

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          Kirk really was her role model, since he used his own “persecution from woke” story for his own career, claiming his college application was rejected for an affirmative action candidate.