they would hate it at first but then it would be like “well at least the high-speed rail got built”
but at what cost? no hyperloop 😔
Isn’t this Shanghai
Xi shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin
(Berlin, Texas)
til Californians speak Mandarin, are on a border with China, and their citizens were being shelled by federal artillery for 10 years
The last one is the most plausible.
They’ll have to do it for another nine years first
before the U.S. Marines fired over Interstate 5 and a major regional commuter rail line
TBH the most shocking thing about this is that the USA has a “major regional commuter rail line”
Also, the entirety of the US and China were in a political union just a few decades ago
Damn, the Sino-Soviet split was worse than I thought.
This analogy actually does the opposite of what they want it to, because if China was occupying the western US I expect they would have a good reason.
And at that point it would pretty much be over for the US, and if you wanted to preserve the government you’d have to negotiate while you still have a chance.
Amerikkkans (and Euros) do not understand this, because they never negotiate in good faith with anyone. They only understand guerrilla warfare (from the perspective of the side that does 20 years of occupation and war crimes before giving up and going home).
how do i sign up to live under occupation by china
They trusted America
packing my cat and my stuff into my vehicle and driving west with a crude PRC flag spray painted onto the hood, sides, and tailgate
Hang on I’m gonna go learn how to defect in mandarin
Do you think march of the volunteers or without the comunist party there is no new china is better to learn as we defect to get the point across?
Screaming the lyrics to “Red Sun in the Sky” in broken Chinese as I slowly walk across the no man’s land surrounding the Chinese fortified position with my hands up.
Chinese fortified position with my hands up.
that fortified position? a corn field
The Chinese soldiers, assuming I am simply a violent and unpredictable armed Amerikkkan patriot yearning for The Syrup, ventilate me in self-defense.
Meiyou gongchandang jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo is simple and repeated enough so yeah.
I fw 五星红旗迎风飘扬
You mean California’s high speed rail is finished and the nazi savages are thrown into camps to civilize them?
How does the western US lose here?
Because its less populated than the eastern US so fewer people are liberated
Please, President Xi
How can we lathe this into existence?
Mexico is clearly supporting China in the picture already.
China also occupying a tiny bit of north Mexico, as a treat
Its less occupation and more mexico signed an alliance and those are the Mexican forces fighting with the PRC, for Freedom and an end to the Tyrant… also I hear they get Texas back if they want it
also I hear they get Texas back if they want it
Mexicans:
If China actually did this i would expect the global western powers to have lost so much authority that yes Europe would probably be begging America to negotiate concessions
did New England get annexed by Canada?
I’m sure whatever the reason is, it made sense to the AI that generated the image.
Loving Washingtidaho and Wyomontana
Washingtidaho
The Libertarian Tech Freak Special Economic Zone
Wyomontana
Blackfeet/Crow/Shoshone/etc Autonomous Region
This example only works if that area occupied by China also happens to be majority Chinese.
You can’t expect liberals to know things like that, though. Come on.
Why are Western libs so bloodthirsty? It’s disgusting.
Why are Western libs so bloodthirsty?
Not their blood.
Betrayal
Starting up that stab-in-the-back narrative eh?
23·25 days agoThat’s been a thing for some time now.
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Very cool
Can’t wait for the blowback on that to get started up
Speaking of blowback is the new season out yet?
yeah season six is Angola
