FULLY-anatomically correct, and I’m a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.
FULLY-anatomically correct, and I’m a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.
“Yes of course I will be nude from the waist down! Have you ever seen Pikachu wear anything other than a hat!?”
There are G-rated options available, but if you hire me as PhD Pikachu then don’t be surprised if I only want to talk about my research. I don’t want to dance around and be fucking silly.