FULLY-anatomically correct, and I’m a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    9 days ago

    There are G-rated options available, but if you hire me as PhD Pikachu then don’t be surprised if I only want to talk about my research. I don’t want to dance around and be fucking silly.