I choose Mufasa
Yakko from the Animaniacs, though he may be a bit too smart for the job.
Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales version). Dude knows how to manage people and balance a budget. Sure he might occasionally get obsessed with some treasure in the middle east but that’s no different than most presidents.
OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
a vampiric lion? huh.
His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!
He’s also never looked in a mirror before.
Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious
That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.
Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol
the ass?
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
Magneto.
Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
squidward tentacles
Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.
Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation’s revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.
let’s be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the “acme” brand.
No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.
mufasa wasnt born in the US, he cant be president. i say the creepy toon villain from who framed roger rabbit. he’s electable.
if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i’d vote for ralph wiggum.
if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i’d vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.
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