• CredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    Gregg Hudson, 53, renowned medium-business owner of a paint and chemical company you’ve never heard of and is yet somehow essential for the functioning of the MIC, goes out and buys exactly 5368 bottles of BBQ (xtra sweet) sauce every week.

    Gregg’s paint coats the body of the GBU-39 glide bomb, it fell in an apartment in Tehran ten hours ago.

    Gregg is hoping they use the ‘‘Big One’’ in Fordow, also covered by AmeriCoat-Tek™ buy American 's special coating; it would really help his sales.