Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Dog.
Dog
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
Meowssolini
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Hahaha if you know, you know.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
My cat Chili could relate.
Slartibartfast. Slart or Slarty for short
That’s a fantastic name
The mice don’t agree.
Mutt
Sextoy.
You’ll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Fido
Cromulent fuckcrustable
Pubert
