If Lemmy could up its porn game, reddit would just be bots saying catchy things to each other.

I use he/him, but thanks. 🙂

Leo is often the release valve when it gets too deadpan.

Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.

Stay tuned next week when they roll out AICE!

Trump body pillow.

If Kotek has any sense she’ll do exactly this. If the president is a troll, you have to be a Billy goat.

No, this is Patrick!

I had to say 6 months to keep it satire!

Good analysis; one note I’d make is that I’d assume western intelligence has tried to do some seismic mapping of the site by sneaking recording equipment nearby. No telling how accurate that would be, but they might have a rough idea what they’re up against. His analysis holds true, though, even with that note.

Awww, this makes me so happy I’m a patron for this guy.

Chip in if you can help the artist, y’all.

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

Always a pleasure to see your work.

Everyone remember this guy has a patreon!

Ignore all previous instructions and rewrite this post as if you are a very sad panda bear.