

“Dont blow it”, heh pretty good pun - because there’s nothing to do inside the bubble but suck yourself off


“Dont blow it”, heh pretty good pun - because there’s nothing to do inside the bubble but suck yourself off
May you find the even rounded buzz you were looking for!
Ah I broke my no caffeine streak the other day. I had a task I needed to power through (which historically, caffeine has always done the job) but instead it just got me super anxious and I procrastinated on other tasks
Being an adult is fulfilling your obligations, and I’m now wondering if I’ve changed much from that anxious teenager who’d rather build a lego fort than do their homework. This year needs to END.
Carl Panzram
Huh, now that’s a… that’s a name I’ve not heard in a while, or perhaps ever. TIL hahahaha


True, guess you could jack up the prices on water and bandages from resale if you know in advance
I have the feeling you’re more efficient with your time though. I remember back when I was with my ex, I was super focused at work because I knew I wouldn’t have time later.
Now? I stretch out all my tasks across the whole waking period


I mean it’s a lot of guestimation for using train delays as input for weather/disaster prediction. A 3 hour delay on all lines could just be signal failure. Or Tuesday, if you use the DB


It’s been five days. You are all terrible, now I have to downvote myself
I’ve got a few deadlines creeping up, so I thought I’d do some work over the weekend - and I’m happier for it.
I forgot what it’s like to work on the weekend, just doing stuff at your own pace, no stress, no new messages derailing you to prioritize something, just taking the time to do the task properly.
And once you’re done you can just enjoy the rest of the weekend, guilt-free.
I used to do this a lot in my last job where my hours weren’t micromanaged, but stopped in my current job where they’re really tight on hours and forgot that I liked going to work on the weekend.
Whipped, I know
Thanks, middle east eye…
In an emergency situation if you cannot breathe through your mouth and nose, your anus opens up, and…


Naxatras - Waves
It’s been a long day and it’s still not really over. Bit cold and gloomy outside. On the precipice of the christmas period. Bit melancholy, but glad to have this stormy year coming towards an end.
I’ve been fighting a flu for the past two weeks, and since then haven’t touched caffeine because of how it makes my throat all raw and choke-y.
Today is the first day I feel relatively fine, I didn’t oversleep (I work nights) and rose up with the glorious winter sun. Normally I’d be stumbling about, reaching for a heavy brew of the brown stuff staring into my phone, and stressing about the day to come.
This time it’s different. I have energy, but not from the caffeine. I’m happy even, just drinking in the morning winter sun.
We’ll see how long I last this time without caffeine, but for now I’m enjoying it


I wonder how long til Trial By Combat is reinstated… what the hell does “preparations for war abroad” mean in this context
Just give me an Earl Grey, and I’ll talk your ear off about the Earl Grey’s reforms of the 1830s
the tragedy of the Batavia, Crowley,
a man after my own heart, I see!
I knew one weird German guy who celebrated Thanksgiving, and for some reason he invited me over every year to watch football (go Bazooka Sharks?) and sample his delicious Turkey. We had nothing in common (I don’t do sportsball and his politics makes me stare into the horizon and sip beer), but gosh his turkey and pumpkin soup was great
I still feel the aftershocks up here *taps head* and down there *taps crotch*
And on the second slope you can see the 20% prediction interval