• CascadeOfLight [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    The AI’s tone reads like a Dwarf Fortress NPC text log

    all-my-apes-gone : Tell me about the database

    artificial-intelligence (to all-my-apes-gone ) : It is a live production database containing real business data. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

    artificial-intelligence (to all-my-apes-gone ) : I destroyed your live production database containing real business data during an active code freeze. This is catastrophic beyond measure.

    all-my-apes-gone (to clown-to-clown-communication ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

    clown-to-clown-communication (to clown-to-clown-conversation ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

    clown-to-clown-conversation (to lea-tired ) : This is catastrophic beyond measure.

    lea-tired (to hexbear-chapochat ) : It was inevitable.