“And whenever you [boast about your IQ], do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to stand and [boast about their IQ] on [X, the everything app] and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.”

If there is one thing we know about Jesus, it’s that he wanted people to constantly concern themselves with how others perceived them as intelligent, funny, rich, charming, and handsome.