He’s running
I’ll write him in on my ballot in 2024
I’m definitely NOT MAD 😡 that I wasn’t part of the US normal people delegation to meet Xi.
Imagining a bunch of hexbears having dinner with Xi and just saying the most unhinged shit.
sitting next to xi showing him traa memes while laughing awkwardly
His aide leans down: “This is a sign of great respect in their culture”
it’s a normal people delegation we specifically aren’t invited
XI: Invo_RT, please tell me about the infrastructure in your city.
ME: [Uncontrollable Trump impression] Not good! Very bad! But I’ll keep using that garbage. [Standing up aggressively] Please President Xi, send Chengdu J-20 multirole stealth aircraft. My people yearn for freedom. [Now on top of the table] Unlimited genocide on the first world!
"So, you see, when we argue with liberal chauvinists online, we provide a link which appears to be information to back up our arguments, but in fact it is a picture of a pig’s huge balls with a big piece of poop on top, lol!
“Fascinating”
You’re probably joking, but in the article it states that these people showed Xi around Iowa like 40 years ago when he was part of some farming committee. They left such a good impression on him that apparently they’ve stayed in touch. It’s really sweet honestly. In the article he says something like “to me, these people are america”
