• iByteABit [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    11 days ago

    They said I would continue to be free when they put the shackles on me and waved a carrot for me to follow, but after a few years have passed I’m starting to think I might not be that free after all

    fell-for-it-again

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      11 days ago

      Me chasing the carrot: oh, shit, this whips, I can’t wait to eat this fucking carrot

      Me colliding with the stick: the FUCK!!!