Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.
I’d be one of those beggars with surprising skills, but instead of being a glutton who shows up carrying a dog-beating stick whenever the protagonist is cooking a savory meal, I’d appear whenever there’s a cat meowing and I’d say shit like “In the jianghu all cats are beautiful.”
Id like toncuange my answer cause that is kinda me irl. Cats fucking love me and im raggedy AF.
Ooh! You could be from the school of the Cat Paw and roll fight by biting and then kicking
Our qinggong is unparalleled
Also I studied with the Quanzhen Sect but asked to be traded because they only let us play zone defense.