Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.
The bean dojo of course
The school of a thousand beans!
I always loved dojos that involved a thousand of something.
You always have strength in numbers

Having a thousand of something is always formidable
The 豆場
(the onyomi only kinda works because it would be とう as in 豆乳 but because 豆 is dou in Mandarin I’m willing to squint to make my joke work)
I know but I didn’t want to
. I didn’t know about the mandarin bit but I did consider it a possibility since you would have said dou instead of do otherwise.
I see you know your beandou well
I learnt from the best and I am all about the bean.