Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.

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      A dude got hired many yeaes back and is still around who’s name is Elipedio but goes by Peddy. We all heard Betty at firsr and it seemed like maybe this middle aged phillipino dude picked a bad Western name but its just the short version of his real name thsr we heard wrong. When this misunderstanding was going on me and the other guy who had seen it were terrified to meet the most evil and formidable co-worker we’ve ever seen. When teaching people how to make stuff and it gets to the point that they need to just kinda get to know a recipe without my guidance or when my only culinary advice is the equivalent of ‘git gud’ I default to ‘you must master your technique’. Kung Fu movie cliches are pretty culturally universal amongst our fairly diverse staff. Any fucking time we need to order nuts in bulk one of us will shout ‘THATS A LOT OF NUTS!’. When we didn’t fo jack shit on our days off saying we spent it on top of a waterfall swinging a chain around has been used. Ive told people to avoid the meadow until I get back when going on a smoke break. Its just part of the lingo now.

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        Have you radicalized any of your coworkers by saying “I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!”