Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.
You show great promise, young one
Do a bunch of pushups (idk however many you feel like), then come with me. We’re going to that one store full of weeb shit in the mall to look at karambits and swords from anime to put on the wall of the dojo. You can’t wear a shirt out in public though