Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.
I like my secret Kung fu master shtick. Like some small old grandpa with tiny bonsai gardening sheers coming out to defend his martial nephews from some new green mountain bandits trying to set up shop near the dojo