Additionally what kind of Kung fu movie character would you be? I would study at the School of the Snake’s Hand who are evil and I would train my whole life at martial arts, turning my body into a weapon only to charge straight at the main character and be roundhouse kicked through a wall.
The 醉骷拳, Fist of the Drunken Skeleton
It’s a style where I get drunk on Espolon tequila and do shadow boxing in front of a muted TV playing Mad Men or something
And in the movie setting, I will somehow receive an invitation to the tournament possibly by accident but somehow make it to the quarterfinals before being disqualified for falling asleep in the ring