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plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Dyed in the dick bryan johnson

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plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Who would win, your 98 year old grandma who smokes and eats red meat or libertarian man drinking colloidal silver?

  • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    real-navi-patriot

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    he wants to extend his life, which consists only of attempting to extend his life. like what are we even doing here

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      It’s the part that he doesn’t seem to get, he wants to live forever, but he’s basically subsistence living on medical treatments and never actually does anything. Doesn’t eat anything fancy, or even fun, doesn’t seem to hang out with anyone except his doctors and his son who he totally isn’t growing for spare parts.

      It’s like he missed the part about living a life worth living. Have some damn fun my guy. And pissing blue. That ain’t it.

      • Edamamebean [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        I don’t think it’s fair to say he never actually does anything. He clearly makes time for posting.

      • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        19 days ago

        he should become a twitch streamer if he’s gonna live totally isolated and have so much free time

  • pierre_delecto [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    According to Wikipedia this shit dies your brain blue

    cw: brain pic

    • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      21 days ago

      I’m blue aba dee ba dae

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        21 days ago

        NOW LISTEN UP HERE’S A STORY, ABOUT A LITTLE BLUE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      20 days ago

      jesus fucking christ

  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    Yeah you’re one of the insane unobtanium mining execs who get eaten alive by alien megafauna by the end.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I wonder if he’s gotten his lung capacity back yet.

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    Methylene Blue

    yo mistah white, i did too much of the uhhhh blue meth yo, now my piss looks like kool aid

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    started blue meth

    stay-out-of-my-territory waltuh saul-your-honor

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    If he really wants to be like Avatar he needs to get on the colloidal silver train stat

  • LocalMaxima [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Fact check: Na’vi piss is straw yellow

    • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      what’s your extraterrestrial piss credentials? doubt

      • LocalMaxima [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        uhh… James Cameron is my cousins friend and he showed me some cut scenes

      • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        20 days ago

        Taste tester

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    u liberals laugh now but this is the future of piss

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t Methylene Blue poisonous?

    • prole [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      At high doses (nearly everything is), but it’s used as a legit medication

    • Parzivus [any]@hexbear.net
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      Statically he’s taking so much shit that some of it is probably bad for him

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Have you ever pumped yourself full of so many quack remedies that you-PISSED BLUE!!!”

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • mayakovsky [any]@hexbear.net
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    He needs to bathe in indigo dye to complete the treatment

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    Piss Blue No Matter Who

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