Before I saw the picture I thought this was about an AI sex toy
This guy will fuck this box given enough time
Tech bro #1: “Bro - I started fucking the box.”
Tech bro #2: “What?”
Tech bro #1: “I started fucking the box.”
Tech bro #2: “What the fuck. Explain it to me like I’m five.”
Tech bro #1: “I started fucking the box. Better than any girl. What I mean is…”
Now that I’ve seen the shape of it, I’d like to add:
“Bro, it’s inside me right now. If I flex my abdomin it sends me a text”
“Bro, it’s inside me right now. If I flex my abdomen it sends me a text”
That makes me think of a song lyric - paraphrased…
I want the AI to take my picture / So I can look at me from inside as well
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
but I don’t need a hardware device that embodies a new set of values
We will spoon feed you a new set of values, and you will like it.
I can’t believe it’s a real ad and that’s a real product. How bizarre. A comment has an obligatory message…
this feels like the plot for a black mirror episode
Also
always listening? one time fee? so you’ll process all of my api requests for free for life? cmon guys. so that means you’re probably going to package up our data and conversations with our actual friends to sell to the highest bidder then. not to mention that no one will want to be my friend once they see im always recording them.
youre getting thrashed that’s embarassing
What I really wanted a computer to do is insult me as I use it by interrupting me with my friends.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
can’t wait for my tap to run dry and my power to go out during a wet bulb event so somebody can talk to their tamagotchi chatbot
Really changes the
meme, when friend means “surveillance teddy bear I bought for myself”Besides the bleak dystopian nature of this thing, why does it need to be a standalone device? Why can’t this just be an app that accesses the microphone on your earbuds?
Inadvertently dick shaped mark up
yeah it’s some listening device that you can talk to but it doesn’t even have the decency to talk to you, just sends you messages?
what does this device do that doesn’t exist already? i thought a ay-eye chatbot on your phone at least uses a voice to talk? and this more expensive upgrade just sends you texts?
I feel like it might not be legal to record all conversations in all states all the time? Not that tech bros care about laws.
Cops love this new friend!
It doesn’t even talk back to you verbally, it just sends you text messages? Seems bad even for AI bullshit.
It doesn’t have to be good, it just has to attract enough investor cash for DMT and sex workers until the next tech bubble.
I cannot believe they’re getting away with this shit a 3rd fucking time. Crypto, NFTs, and now AI. I’m going to sell these idiots a bridge but promise to put AI in it on the block chain and all transactions are performed in the metaverse, and you know what? I bet if I had ChatGPT write me a “white paper” about the whole project it might actually work. Getting an LLM to write the thing is important, though, because I can’t pretend to be stupid enough to take the task seriously or make it incoherent enough to impress these morons. Thanks Sam Altman, I can finally grift the grifters on equal footing! Truly, LLMs are liberating after all.
jesus christ, this is deeply fucking sad
My reaction upon seeing that:
What happened to ranting to yourself on the way to work? Hell, I ranted to myself for an entire 7 hour car ride once, kids these days don’t know shit
Now that I commute on foot and train, you can catch me ranting to myself in public!
I’ve accepted I’ll get the weird looks at the park when I walk my dog, but dammit I have a lot of thoughts
I just did that on an 18-hour drive. It kept me awake until it suddenly didn’t, but by that point I was like 45 minutes away from home.
18 hour drive sounds awful, I’m glad you ended up making it ok!
So… What is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EF_tuw9AOU
Some Black Mirror shit.
Oh wow, it really is like an episode of Black Mirror.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Capitalism has severely isolated us and now it’s attempting to monetize the loneliness epidemic that it caused, and I’m very afraid that it’ll be successful. This whole “AI” shit is really fucking bleak. It’s going to a lot of damage to what remains of our tattered social fabric before the bubble finally pops, which itself will be a brutal event for the working class.
Ai was a mistake.
I remember
being very excited about it.So it’s time for the next round of this garbage since humane and rabbit both failed miserably, huh?
