• DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    lathe-of-heaven time:

    in 5-10 years, Disney will hold enough power to make insulting their intellectual properties no longer protected speech. saying star wars sucks will put you on a hit list.

    the first person killed by the Mickey Mouse Death Squads, Brought To You By Disney Plus and Hulu (MMDSBTYBDPH) will be a redditor who thought they epically owned Mr JingPing online

    Reddit will blame China

    • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      Imagine calling yourself a conspiracy theorist, and then believing you got banned on an American platform, who’s Director of Policy literally worked at the Atlantic Council (a CIA front), because of their adversary. 🤡

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I imagine that 100% of the conspiracy subreddit mods are CIA though, not even as a joke, like, they full on would be making sure that the first result that comes up on google when people search about conspiracies and conspiracy theories is totally under their control.