The whole crowd is cheering and hooting as Biden desperately stumbles through his defence. They chant “genocide Joe! Genocide Joe!” while he’s just freaking out and failing to form a coherent sentence. The chants crescendo as a giant sea monster surfaces and swallows the little boat and the genocidal ghoul sitting in it.

He’s going to fuck up saying the word “Abaddon” a whole bunch but I can’t wait to hear him ramble to the ferryman about wooden nickels as he crosses the river Styx

Democracy dies in the prostate

Stop giving me hope

He’s going to be the first head in a bell jar that runs for president, and Matt Groening is going to have to eat his decades of predicting weird shit in his shows.

AND laughter.

Yes

prolly not realistically, prostate cancer is super treatable when u have endless supply of money and resources. even if its this severe

It’s only fitting to use this video to mark the occasion