President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
lmao?
I wouldn’t count Trump out just yet. Trump has a WAY more likely chance of getting into Evangelical Heaven than Joe Biden has of getting into Catholic Heaven.
If I ruled Hell, I would tell them both as soon as they came in that the other one made it to Heaven.