huf [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days agoFor decades, sleep has been passive. You lie down, close your eyes, and hope for the best. We’re changing that.xcancel.comexternal-linkmessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10
arrow-up151arrow-down1external-linkFor decades, sleep has been passive. You lie down, close your eyes, and hope for the best. We’re changing that.xcancel.comhuf [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-27 days agoBut does your pen and paper sleep scheduler come with a $3,000 “smart” mattress cover and a monthly subscription fee?
minus-squareDamarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoOh shit, you’re right.
But does your pen and paper sleep scheduler come with a $3,000 “smart” mattress cover and a monthly subscription fee?
Oh shit, you’re right.