plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days agoDo you sleep like a rube?hexbear.netimagemessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1135arrow-down1imageDo you sleep like a rube?hexbear.netplinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square58linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVibeCoder [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-216 days agoI looked it up. It is a smart mattress with an annual subscription for features like auto-adjusting height, heating/cooling, and health monitoring Cheapest model is $2648 Most expensive model goes up to $6796. This includes: the most expensive subscription largest size mattress (California king) all the add-ons The smart blanket alone is $1000 and is not machine-washable or dry-cleanable The mattress does not come with legs included in the base model Its subscriptions are between $200 and $400 billed annually A subscription is required for any of the functionality you’re paying for. Without the subscription, it becomes a dumb old mattress
minus-squareshallot [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·16 days agoGotta go to work so I can pay this month’s mattress subscription
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·16 days ago it becomes a dumb old mattress the heat thing is water based so it really becomes less than a dumb old mattress because water bed with no temparature control is going to be miserable
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoUnheated water beds can be actively dangerous
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoIt’s not a full water bed, more like a water inlay ontop of a regular mattress so I’m willing to give it the benefit of the doubt
minus-squareinvo_rt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days ago smart mattress with an annual subscription
I looked it up. It is a smart mattress with an annual subscription for features like auto-adjusting height, heating/cooling, and health monitoring
Gotta go to work so I can pay this month’s mattress subscription
I got a nut
the heat thing is water based so it really becomes less than a dumb old mattress because water bed with no temparature control is going to be miserable
Unheated water beds can be actively dangerous
It’s not a full water bed, more like a water inlay ontop of a regular mattress so I’m willing to give it the benefit of the doubt