Unfortunately I have more belief in humans fucking shit up than I do in accidental weasel hadron colliding.

No it’s just the inevitable progression of neoliberalism

things weren’t good before then though

For what it’s worth — and keeping fully in mind this is a meme and therefore not serious — Starfield (crappy Xbox/PC game from the people who made Skyrim) did this. A particle accelerator experiment (albeit involving an alien artefact) caused reality to split apart. So I’m gonna say, it’s possible!

I like the (joke) theory that the world was created Jan 1st 1970 and every memory or artifact from before that point is simulated history, since that explains the gradually increasing insanity that’s been building up since

Was the weasel named Ben Shapiro?

Was this before or after Harambe’s death?

Wasn’t aware of that one, but I did hear about the bird with a baguette…