This is so true. One of my favorite foreign curses that I’ve heard is “I’ll make skis out of your mother’s cross”. I read it in a David sedaris book where he’s basically making the same point you are. There’s just more stank on something like that and it didn’t even have a swear word in it.

When Americans take a stab at it, it comes out like the “fuckcrustible cromulent tommy need drinky” tweet we like to make fun of on hexbear.

Even bri’ish people are better at it with things like “bell end”.