i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
The entite shitshow of the Whites trying to turn Finland into a kingdom by installing a German king here takes the cake for me. Not that this country in particular doesn’t have a lot of unserious mostly bougie history.