i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.

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    George W. Bush choking on a pretzel

    Zachary Taylor eating too many cherries on a warm day

    William Henry Harrison trying to prove he wasn’t uneducated by writing a ridiculously long speech with ancient Roman references, all so he could give himself pneumonia

    George Washington dying because too many doctors wanted to save him, so they all bled him with leeches and for some reason he kept getting weaker