i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
Pissing off it’s great power neighbours by forcefully trying to incorporate an ethnically and politically separate part of the country in a unitary state and going on to suffer a catastrophic military defeat and losing 40% of its territory because its hawkish rulers wouldn’t accept a realistic peace deal.
Are you talking about Denmark or Germany?
Denmark. 1864.