i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
LMFAO as I read this out loud to my partner, I said “this sounds like a summary of The Dollop podcast”… Then I got to the end.
All this, and it is still overshadowed by today, and every subsequent day in American history.