Me, a stable heterosexual seeing a 20 year-old man posing over his grand slam flappy jack’s at Denny’s: “You know that boy ready to slang dick on the DL”
fellas, is it gay to eat food?
Real men eat out of a trough
My snout descends
real men also pee in a trough at the football stadium
My snout descends
Men stopped being men the moment Henry II started to use a fork.
Oh but I do the soylent I’M the soyboy beta sjw cuck? I tells ya, I can’t win.
straight dudes only eat while sitting in the driver seat of their pickup truck with their shades on on their way to CHURCH to GET RIGHT with THE LORD.
“getting right” with another man???
well they certainly wouldn’t be getting left.
eats gayly
i mean, eating involves shoving stuff down your throat in a very slimy manner. it’s super gay, basically. no gasoline is involved normally, if you can believe it! mindboggling!
Nick whenever he see Adam eat anything
Heterosexuality is the only sexuality you have to earn and maintain. It can’t just be maintained personally, it has to be enforced. That makes it overseen and enforced by cringers. Otherwise known as the Cringlerarchy
masculinity must be constantly patrolled
femininity must be constantly performedotherwise bicycle train society collapse gay gay asian
What is a man? A miserable pile of Asian? Have at you!
Kris Kringlearchy
Scanning the Denny’s for threats, holding my emotional support gun for safety, desperately trying to show everyone that I’m eating HETEROSEXUALLY.
You must assert dominance in a Denny’s, just like Tom Brokaw did.
Do you think it’s a coincidence that that same morning I woke up from that dream about the international banking conspiracy, and the space aliens that fed me pancakes with no syrup or butter… That same morning Tom Brokaw went into a Denny’s restaurant, poured ketchup on his penis, and ran around screaming “Who wants a real grand slam breakfast?!”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
It must be hell to be a chud who’s obsessed with performative masculinity, can’t even let your guard down for a second and be normal for once.
Specifying NO STRAW with your drink because putting something in your mouth and sucking it is gay
this sort of thing isn’t even new tbh. the first time I ever encountered the word “soyboy” was back during the 2017 Texas church shooting, where the shooter turned out to be an ex military, overly divorced white man instead of an arab or SJW or someone else who would have been convenient for their narratives. the guy also happened to be a bit chubby with soft facial features, and with that alone “people” on 4chan decided he’s a soyboy and therefore left leaning in some way.
Moving ever closer to a bit I once had about someone who thinks it’s gay to have a man cook for you so he doesn’t go out to restaurants just in case.
REAL MEN DON’T USE CUTLERY! THEY TEAR THEIR FOOD APART WITH THEIR BARE HANDS!
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fellas, is it gay to use chopsticks?
Is this the new version of “white guys drive like this, black guys drive like this”?
If this bit saw the way I ate food, their brain would explode (also I’m bi so do with that as you will)
Dude, he’s just thin and lanky not gay. Brother has long limbs and can’t fit in the booth. You cannot convince me any of these people ever go outside
