Just left the barbershop and everyone was talking about Tyler Robinson. ‘That’s that heat we need for Kirk!’ When you are getting talked about in the barbershop — you know it’s real.
Or maybe:
I just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job Tyler Robinson did with Charlie Kirk this week in Utah – America is PROUD! 🇺🇸"
I was at work when I announced that Charlie Kirk was dead, everyone stood up and cheered, my boss (wiping his tears of happiness away) presented me with a Powerade bottle full of this own piss and asked me to spread it all over Charlie’s grave for him. Then the CEO showed up and gave us all the rest of the day off (paid) and then even took us out to femboy hooters afterwards, which was running a special “Charlie Kirk” happy hour. America is truly healing.
Oh yeah? Well:
Or maybe:
I was at work when I announced that Charlie Kirk was dead, everyone stood up and cheered, my boss (wiping his tears of happiness away) presented me with a Powerade bottle full of this own piss and asked me to spread it all over Charlie’s grave for him. Then the CEO showed up and gave us all the rest of the day off (paid) and then even took us out to femboy hooters afterwards, which was running a special “Charlie Kirk” happy hour. America is truly healing.
Glad I’m not the only one who keeps a Powerade bottle full of my own piss around for special occasions.
My uncle is the CEO of Nintendo and he said everyone at Nintendo cheered when Charlie Kirk died. Even Yoshi.