HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day agoCollege English majors can't readkittenbeloved.substack.comexternal-linkmessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down10
arrow-up164arrow-down1external-linkCollege English majors can't readkittenbeloved.substack.comHarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoIt was really muddy
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoSo muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs. I’m a good writer.
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoSpecifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn’t figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoIt was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoThere was fog in so many places. You don’t even know.
It was really muddy
So muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs.
I’m a good writer.
Specifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn’t figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
It was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
There was fog in so many places. You don’t even know.