Congratulations! You’re now the proud owner of the Cursed Fork of Missile Attraction!

Every ranged attack targeting you has advantage which cannot be negated by anything until you break the curse at the next “Y-INTERSECTION” 🙄 several days out of your way

Oh no! It is a mimic! Roll for initiative.

Cursed to play as Abdullah the Butcher.

why not let them pick it up and it turns out to be a portable fork in the road and they can put it down again to make a quick getaway later