git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoAWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck uprightwww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down10cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.ml
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minus-squaremusicpostingonly [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·2 months agotoo bad the beds didn’t fold up into cartoon style tacos and squash the sleepbros when AWS shit the bed. can’t wait til they decide the bed no longer warrants a security update and gets added to a botnet.
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agolike a lot of the smart stuff is obviously horrible for IT security but imagine if you can get assassinated by getting drunk, geting in your bed and then it just folds and sous vides your ass to death
minus-squarecmhickman358 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 months agoThis sounds like one of those obtuse CIA plans to take out Castro
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoTrue but also I don’t think Castro would even sleep in the socialist Tech ® Bed because that’s dumb as hell
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoThey got saved by their ring door bell not letting them in.
too bad the beds didn’t fold up into cartoon style tacos and squash the sleepbros when AWS shit the bed.
can’t wait til they decide the bed no longer warrants a security update and gets added to a botnet.
like a lot of the smart stuff is obviously horrible for IT security but imagine if you can get assassinated by getting drunk, geting in your bed and then it just folds and sous vides your ass to death
This sounds like one of those obtuse CIA plans to take out Castro
True but also I don’t think Castro would even sleep in the socialist Tech ® Bed because that’s dumb as hell
They got saved by their ring door bell not letting them in.