Ok, I’m pulling my ‘old world’ (yuck) card here and stating for the record that even apart from being built by slaves and being the throne of the geopolitical devil, the White House is also just really tacky and shit looking. It looks like the kind of post-80s Essex golf course where all the members are the heirs to double-glazing window company fortunes (most of which were actually built on selling coke). It looks like it should have a Porsche Cayenne with an obnoxious Mansory Bodykit on it parked out front. Like a Barrett Homes new build for an aspirational-emporer who had an underground pool put in but doesn’t use it because heating is too expensive and he spends most of the year on the Costa Del Sol anyway. The kind of place where there’s two or three bits of old gym equipment forgotten in otherwise large, empty rooms because the owners don’t have enough interests to come up with ideas of what to do with them. Trump’s aesthetic is probably the most fitting the White House has ever had.