Shut up shut up shut up holy shit how long is this clown show going to go on for?

  • Maturin [any]@hexbear.net
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    lathe-of-heaven

    Here is the outline of a novel I was thinking about publishing in the next 6 months:

    Trump successfully makes the case that he can run for a third term.

    Kamala gets no more than 1.6% of the vote in any Democratic primary.

    The Dems nominate Obama and make Kamala his vice presidential candidate (because of course they would).

    Obama easily defeats Trump.

    The CIA abandons a plot in the DFW area, but ultimately succeeds in assassinating Obama in Chicago using the same scripts from 1963 and officially anointing Obama as the new JFK.

    Kamala is made and we all eat crow.

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Trump successfully makes the case that he can run for a third term.

      I expect this actually. Run Trump as Vice President to a sycophant President, and said sycophant either resigns or simply does what Trump wants. It technically doesn’t violate the 22nd amendment, and with SCOTUS they can declare it constitutional if push comes to shove like in 2000.

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        Run Trump as Vice President to

        Kamala; She goes on to supposedly clean up his character and libs eat up the reformation angle, and Republicans will be grudgingly sated as they still see a reactionary influence on the office (entirely ignoring that Kamala had been working to get their approval this entire time); libs will now be content with this new whitewashed doofus