Brad Pitt eating in every scene he’s in, but he’s just biting into a raw egg each time

violent eggstremist

Moving 100k eggs before they expire is crazy too, really hope they Robin Hooded them to like every local food bank and stuff

Cops are scrambling, they thought this case would be over easy. They’ll need a hard-boiled detective to crack it open. Hopefully the cops will fuck up and then they’ll really have egg on their face