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Yeah yeah the vignette is ass. I know. I didn’t do it shrug-outta-hecks

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    Don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but my favorite part is the language that’s used in press releases. ”We’re committed to bringing you great content at a great price, and that’s why we’ve re-evaluated our subscription options. Starting on November 1st, the Standard streaming subscription will be phased out in favor of the new Standard With Ads subscription at the same affordable price.”

    Capitalists do love to piss on me and tell me it’s raining.

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      It’s especially weird because afaik, the original was a tumblr post. Somebody copied and pasted this just toake the presentation worse

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    Not only enshittification, few people seem to talk about how everything has a fee. Fee for this. Fee for that. Save your business from having to pay someone to answer the phone to take orders, I pay a convenience fee. Fee to pay bills. Fee to not pay bills.

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    When I am pained by the flaws and lack of professional opportunities of the FOSS software I use, I remind myself that enshittification is looming for the rest of the world and I regain courage

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    I have been thinking about this lately, and I figure if these companies can’t figure out how to turn a profit, they’ll just shutdown or get bought eventually. Many of them are still riding the VC money parade and have now idea how to actually monetize. It’s kinda funny, because many of these sites were fully functional and made at least enough to stay alive when they were simpler websites. When growth overfills the niche, the subject has no choice but to die.

    Netflix is so interesting, because they have been so forward thinking for the entire lifetime of the company. I imagine the industry will just keep watching and copying their work, to various levels of success.

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    Eventually it will get so bad that people will start to abandon the old platforms, and when that happens the platforms will run to the government to force people back on. Age verification is one way they’re already doing this, small forums can’t really keep up with the demands of the regulatory apparatus being forced on them.

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    9 days ago

    I don’t like the complete lack of complaint about em-dollar sign even though they’re 100% part of the problem especially with that AI-invested spyware called Windows 11.

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    It’s gonna get all the way bad.

    The ssh app I use on my iPad recently updated and there is now a permanent bubble down at the bottom telling me to ‘Ask AI to generate a command’. It takes up maybe 1/5 of the screen real estate. I think it’s going to take a while before the next thing comes along to really enshitify things the way AI has.

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    I recently sat through an hour-long webinar (fuck that fucking word) from Intuit on new AI features they’re adding to their web-based business and accounting software. It was obvious that they’re getting universal unified pushback from accountants and bookkeepers who rightfully don’t trust this shit to make proper decisions. Half the presentation was about how humans will always be making final decisions. Reading between the lines, I suspect Intuit has been desperately trying to make an accounting AI as good as a barely-competent human bookkeeper and failing absolutely miserably. The fancy new AI-powered features coming? Here they are in their entirety:

    • A popup window when adding a new supplier that scrapes their contact info from their websites so that you don’t need to visit their website in a browser and copy/paste the address, phone number, etc.

    • Suggesting how to categorize a transaction based on how a transaction involving the same customer or supplier was done prior.

    • Using an LLM to draft emails to corporate credit card holders on why a transaction was justified/how it should be categorized.

    • A kind of “at a glance” info screen clearly aimed at C-suite types and their VP servants with pretty-but-useless graphs.

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      Oh shit, yeah our finance team switched to a new system for raising purchase orders and every field has an LLM button within the field suggesting auto-generation. For a laugh I clicked it and it filled: the wrong invoice number, the wrong Purchasing Agent, the wrong item description and the wrong vendor order number. It would have filled out more fields if I hadn’t already manually filled those. Presumably just stole those values from entirely irrelevant PO from another uset. Completely useless and harmful.

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        Yeah, that tracks. I’m kinda happy being in a profession where our computer-aided-mass-layoffs already happened back in the mid-20th century. Basically everything that can be reliably automated has already been reliably automated.

    • lol, incredible.

      the pattern i see is that the “automation” is focused entirely on things executives expect “computers should just figure out by now already.” like, things that require effort and focus and a capacity for detail most people granted leadership roles have no patience for.

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        Yeah that was certainly the tone of the presentation. Lots of zero-technical-content marketing speak, and the presenter giving examples from the perspective of upper management, and no examples from the perspective of bookkeepers.

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      A popup window when adding a new supplier that scrapes their contact info from their websites so that you don’t need to visit their website in a browser and copy/paste the address, phone number, etc.

      100% guarantee it will pull the wrong contact info almost every single time. I’ve dealt with these sorts of contact-scraping AI before and they’re fucking useless.

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    So bad until it becomes unusable and everything crashes down. Its the same with climate change.

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    I was thinking about how they could make the services worse, but so many things already seem to be built with maximum profit incentives in mind. I guess the next step is something to do with AI, like instead of the emoji movie which is basically a one hour and 30 minutes long product placement made for the proles based on the data they collected from us as a collective, they could make like individualized emoji movies for you specifically based on your data that you watch on the bloated streaming service which serves you more ads as you watch the ad and you have to play a minigame to train the AI, every now and then, if you don’t pay for the premium+ subscription.