Think Juniper Do you really want to date someone who mainly eats fried potatoes for every meal, someone who gags/vomits when they eat something that has even a whiff of a food texture I’m adverse to, someone whose sleep schedule varies day to day and very well may be up at 4:00am baking a test pecan pie in advance for a friendsgiving dinner he’s going to attend where he’ll probably eat solely dinner rolls and pies. No!!! You don’t!!! That’s why every person who has had romantic interests in me has crashed and burnt <2 years into a relationship with me!! You can’t expect to date me and me not to order just french fries & maybe a grilled cheese off the kids menu alongside a moscow mule at the steakhouse your parents take us out to or at the company party you drag me to; even if I did grow up learning how to cook and can reliably cook and know being picky is looked down upon by most of society!!!

tl;dr yes but I am very neurotic, extremely picky, and also quite poor so I don’t think you should settle for mid pecan pies when it comes with so much additional baggage. plus uhhhh…i am a huge slut and love being single because i can hit up various men on grindr and ask them to spit in my mouth and feel no remorse for doing so because i know they’ll block me after i leave. waow this felt like a good journal entry don’t blame me if i edit this in like 6 hours and delete all of that