don’t talk to me about the crust or the filling overtaking the pecans…i was high as fuck. does anyone even like pecan pies (i just chose it because it is an easy pie I know how to make off the top of my head and I have a friendsgiving to attend)

  • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
    8·
    16 hours ago

    Rate my pie

    Don’t talk to me about the crust or the filling

    Weird, I don’t see a pie here, just some pecans I guess? I’m not trying to gate keep but I think you need more than that to call it a pie comrade.

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      4·
      16 hours ago

      oooaaaaaaauhhh I JUST DIDN’T WANT ANYONE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE ‘wow, it looks like you forgot to make sure there was enough crust on the sides hope the filling doesn’t fall out’ after I’d spent like 10 minutes moaning to myself in the kitchen that I should have really measured twice before cutting after pouring the filling in and realizing what I’d done.

        • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          3·
          16 hours ago

          wrong, they actually got mad at me because i refused to make focaccia and told them “i’m going to bring something thanksgiving themed” and when the google doc went up & I put down pecan pie I immediately got a text from the host going “please don’t bring a damn pecan pie instead of the focaccia” but I’m doing it because WHO EATS FOCACCIA FOR THANKSGIVING (i say in disgust, as if my thanksgiving meal isn’t usually a lasagna or baked ziti that I smash by myself while the rest of my family eats ham)