if you dont vote for gigahitler, a large language model that simulates a thousand Hitlers running cutting edge automated attack scripts from the NSA’s super computers, then you chose The Fleshreaper, a supernaturally powered cloud of nanomachines carried on the breeze that spontaneously devours all organic matter for days on end before dispersing again, trackable only with advanced climate simulations, which have been illegal since 2027.

“I voted for Nixon’s fifth term, just like everybody else”

(I think I’m completely butchering the line, but my acknowledging it makes it okay)