Women are trained to value themselves by their appearance and simultaneously hate it. We’re too fat, legs too short, wrong shape, stretch marks from childbirth etc etc. And it’s so much worse if you’re trans, non white and so on. What do you like about your body?
Omg you’re actually older than me! Hey fellow old gal!
Hello, fellow hag!
So which broomstick do you favour!? 😄
Classic wood of course! How many naps do you reckon you’ll have today?
Weirdly I’ve never developed the napping habit. If I try to nap I wake up feeling worse than when I started off. My SO knows that if I’m voluntarily napping that something is badly wrong with me.
Mine’s lightning-struck jujube tree. It allows me to fly safely in thunderstorms.
Oh yours is fancy, you’re a hag with class