We replaced all the good programmers with bad programmers, gave them llms to increase their output and incentivized them to leave the company in four years.

You’ll never believe what happened next!

E: oh yeah, we also decided to rewrite the whole thing in a mishmash of different languages to “increase security” so now everything’s slower as a baseline on top of basic functions not working. Surely the security gains from memory safe languages will overcome the vulnerabilities present in code written the stupid way.