Spoiler
A friend sent this from an accident this morning in the mountains of NC. A cybertruck must have hydroplaned off the road onto the support wire for a telephone pole. Obviously noone was hurt, but that cable is stronger than I thought.
[DAVID ATTENBOROUGH VOICEOVER]
Much like its domesticated cousins, in the wild, the Cybertruck marks its territory by exhibiting various scent-marking behaviors, including cheek rubbing, claw marking, and spraying a concentrated mixture of pheromones and urine from a gland near its battery compartment. Here we see one such specimen crouching down on its front wheels and marking a telephone pole in an effort to ward off its natural predator, the fire truck.
Great ending.
when you need to charge your truck, but you only have the really short cable
Cyberfucked

When this baby hits 14.88mph you’re going to see some serious shit!
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!” -Doc Brown Notecan’t park there, mate
CP2077 Release build
Cyberstuck
Get the winch.
“@groKKK@hexbear.net what is stronger, Elons Cybertruck or a phone pole?”
“Elons Cyber Truck for sure! Elons epic engineering skills mean that the Cybertruck could take that pole like a champ!”
“Huehuehue awesome let’s fucking go time to show that pole who’s boss! crash”
Elons epic engineering skills mean that the Cybertruck could take that pole like a champ!

Epic roast
But why isn’t it on fire?
Oh give it time
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Unreal Engine 3
Look how strong those cables are, love those lil guys
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