• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    The minority leader is trying out a venture capitalist’s new book title, “Strong Floor, No Ceiling,” as the Democrats’ centrist answer to “Make America Great Again.”

    No actually it’s not, it’s sauceless and weird like the techbro bastards you lifted it from.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      18 days ago

      venture capitalist’s

      It’s wild how fiction has to make sense and be plausible but reality just does whatever it wants however much it’s on the nose.

      I keep trying to mothball “fiction/reality” jokes because I’ve overused them to death at Hexbear. But - once again - it’s too juicy for me to resist.

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      Somebody should secretly follow all of Jeffries aides around everywhere and record everything they say. He and his aides must bathe 24/7 in sauceless and weird stuff. What Jeffries says publically is surely the tip of the iceberg.